"Just because you cross your eyes doesn't mean you won't get in trouble."
"I can't even remember the last time you guys took a bath."
"Swimming does not count as a bath!"
"Do you want bread on your sandwich?"
"Crocs are not church shoes."
"I know we sometimes eat 'breakfast' dinners, but we can not eat dougnuts for dinner"
"Yes, if it is free next time we come here, we will buy it!"
"I know it's on sale, but we don't need an 8' inflatable sand castle"
(there is always something interesting in the pool store)
And...the most recent repeated phrase in our household...
"It doesn't count if I don't fist bump you back!"