Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Relationship Status...

Dear 6 a.m.

We have been in a very committed relationship for the last 4 months.  I realize you must feel like I have abandoned you over the last two weeks.  But I just want to say, it's not you it's me.  I needed to take some time to regroup, reorganize and reevaluate our relationship.  Although I may have spent a lot of time with 8 a.m. and even flirted with 9 a.m. a couple of times, you were never far from my mind.  However, after this two week hiatus from our relationship, I have come to the realization that I do in fact still need you.  So if you could please forgive me for putting you on the back burner temporarily.  I would greatly appreciate you not taking your hurt and anger out on me anymore.  I will be honest and admit that I don't know if I am ready for a long term relationship with you, but for now I know you are what I need.

Sincerely,
Your Faithful Companion

4 comments:

Amy said...

This is hilarious! I feel your pain... I too am having a love/hate relationship with ANY time before 7am. Unfortunately, we will have to get reacquainted later this week. That should be interesting!

lydia said...

This cracked me up! As much as I dread it, I really do better when I get up early. Of course, "early" for me these days means 7am! :)

Anonymous said...

Well, I am in a long-term relationship with 6:30 AM. But what 6:30 doesn't know is that came next school year, I will be leaving him for his much earlier counter-part of 5:45. I am not very happy about making this change, but apparently it is in the fine print portion of my mom-contract.

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Brittany said...

Man, I thought 8 was bad! I guess that's the perks of no babies!